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She may not look like much. But she's got it where it counts, kid.

A Very Merry Unbirthday to You!

It’s my birthday on Tuesday!


For reasons unexplained, every person in the world is born with a large gaping hole in the center of their chest…while not uncomfortable, it is widely considered unsightly, and pretty much everyone tries to fill it with something…some people fill it with religion, others just buy a bunch of stuff, and some even fill it with other folks…I left mine alone, though, because I found out if you run against the wind at just the right angle, it makes a whistling noise.

— Aaron Diaz, The Distinctly Essential Dresden Codak Primer (via feral-bunny)

A man’s ego is just as fragile as a woman’s heart.

— (via psych-facts)


Nothing lasts,” she says, and there’s a little crack in her voice. “You think it’s going to. You think, ‘Here’s something I can hold on to,’ but it always slips away.

— The Spectacular Now (Tim Tharp)